I'm sitting on the grass with a big crowd of people and someone mentions the SHIFT Awards. Someone else says that it's the same thing as the Shift Happens event, which makes me very angry. I interrupt rather loudly and set them straight.
#2
My friend Amanda has been hired at my place of work. I am giving her a tour of one of our web solutions and she starts trying to type DOS commands into the RTE. I try to explain to her why that won't work.
#3
My aunt Judy has 2 baby gorillas that know sign language. They're signing "I love you" to me and I'm crying because I don't want them to go.
#4
Hitching a ride with two women I don't know. We stop at a gas station and I get myself a cup of coffee. The person behind me waiting for coffee is really rude so I dump out all the creamer so she can't have any.
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