Duck Logic

#1
Trading insults via text message with Brian as he replaces a couch with chairs inside a house. Not sure whose house since it wasn't mine and I've never been to his. I also don't remember any of the insults, but I remember I replied to one with, "your mama".

#2
Walking up stairs to the deck of my parents' old house (pre-fire). There are ducks on every step and they've laid eggs. I ask my mom if she's going to collect them and she says no. If she leaves the eggs there the ducks won't lay any more because they've already got one to deal with.

Puzzles, Tattoos and Midgets, Oh My!

#1
Putting together a puzzle with Kelly. The puzzle image is a picture of Paul and Paul Sr. from American Chopper.

#2
Samantha has decided to get a tattoo on her arm of Fender from the animated movie Robots. She's already done the outline.

#3
Sitting at a table with Brittany's mom, who is not actually Brittany's mom but a blonde midget. She's worried Brittany might be gay. I reassure her that she and Julia are just really good friends.


Note: Some really inappropriate images come up if you Google "blonde midget".