Monday, January 7, 2013

Nobody likes a mullet

#1
Getting ready to watch a (drag?) show. The room has very few tables and just a bunch of exercise equipment like universal gyms and stuff. I try to find a table because Mel is meeting me for the show.

#1.5
Mel shows up and it's obvious that she's tried to emulate Katie's haircut (very short), but it's looking very mullet-like and she's quite unhappy. I call Angela and ask her if she can help Mel if the place she got it cut can't fix it.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Jai REALLY likes Ben Savage

#1
Jai is wearing a giant white fluffy bathrobe with his friends' names embroidered in gold down the lapels and a portrait of Ben Savage on the back. But when he takes off the robe, he has the same thing tattooed on his body.


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#2
Riding in a shitty old van with someone. We're headed to a junk yard for some reason. Up ahead I can see a burly tattooed guy with only one leg. He's using a shovel as a crutch and has fallen over. He's struggling to get back up as another one legged man approaches him. I tap the arm of the guy driving the van and point out the guy on the ground so he doesn't hit him.

#3
The junk yard turns into a boat dealership and Sarah A. from high school is working behind the counter. She's trying to get me to go to a bar (hotel?) for something and I get the impression it's a prank. I decline, saying I don't handle embarrassment well.