How do you say frappuccino in Spanish? Frappuccino.

#1
Waiting in line with Saqra to get on a train/tram thing. There's a Starbucks next to the line, as well as a person taking pictures/polaroids of people as souvenirs. We try to get one of those shots where we're both jumping in the air and grinning like idiots. After the picture I try to order coffee but the people in line in front of me are speaking Spanish and holding up the line. I end up riding the train to an unknown destination and back again with the idea that I'll get coffee on my way back.

#2
Borrow Felicia's digital camera and start looking through the pics. Most of it is video clips of me lip syncing and dancing around like a jackass.

#3
At a talent show. I'm waiting with a group of people that will be backup dancers while this little girl sings songs from Glee. The little girl turns out to be the younger sister of a kid I went to elementary school with.

Slash doesn't like liars

#1
Back at my Grandparents' house and standing in the back yard with Suze. Some new people are moving in next door and they ask if they can borrow our wheelbarrow to help move in stuff. Suze doesn't want them using it so she tells them it's full of potting soil. I try to move the wheelbarrow out of site but Slash from Guns n Roses catches me and chews me out for lying.

 

Would YOU lie to this man?

Easy Runner

#1
Parachuting to the ground to help Kelly move into a house that's next door to my childhood best friend's house.

#2
Watching a movie at Kristin's. It finishes as midnight and we walk to Sparks Stadium for a 1-mile charity walk. The theme has something to do with scaring away...something.

#3
Volunteering at some sort of fun run. I'm standing outside waiting for the first runners to finish. Someone tells me that one of my friends is in the lead. It turns out to be Dennis Hopper (who is not a friend of mine, even in my dream). He grabs my hand and we finish the run together.

Ziggy Zaggy, Ziggy Zaggy, Oy Oy Oy!

#1
Standing around a table with the cast of The Man Show. It's a beer drinking contest. First one to finish 10 mugs of beer (and put the empty mug on their head) wins. I win, but it's only because Adam Corolla keeps stopping to tell stories.

Vacation Dreaming

#1
Sitting inside a walk-in fridge at the Museum of Glass, munching on veggies. It's dark and I can hear someone else in the building. I come out and startle them as I exit the fridge.

#2
Working at Home Depot. Trying to balance my till and it's not working. All my dance buddies are in the office ready to head out for a performance. I tell them I'll join them as soon as I'm done. 

#3
In a crappy apartment (maybe in New York?) watching Meg Ryan explain to a woman why she loves... someone. Not really clear.

#4
In my dad's old apartment in Tacoma. A spider has picked up a kitten. I shoo the spider away with a broom and realize there are several newborn kittens in the apartment and a couple grown ones that really want my attention (no food?).

#5
In line to audition for a TV show starring Emeril Lagasse. I'm just there keeping Reena company because part of the audition involves singing (and I can't sing).

#6
On a luxury cruise ship that has broken down. We start rationing out food and one girl tells me she has some leftover gluten free pizza. I ask if it's any good and she says it's terrible.

#7
At Brian's house. Julie confesses to me that she really wants to open a BBQ restaurant. I walk up to Ian who is sitting on the stairs with a large bag of candy next to him. I ask if I can have some Skittles. He says I have to ask his dad. I ask Brian and he says no.

#8
I'm in a park and walk up to a picnic table. Bret Michaels and a bunch of Rock of Love girls are sitting at the table. I can see Bret looking at one of the girls and can hear his thoughts: "She looked like the sweetest, most wholesome girl you'd ever meet... until she did a line of blow."

#9
In the audience for the Oprah show. Oprah has realized that she's pregnant and has decided to give birth on her show. Her doctor informs her that she's actually been pregnant for the last 15 years. She gives birth to a 12" high 15 year old.

#10
In a play with my friend Amanda, Oprah's 12" high 15 year old, and Catherine Zeta Jones. Amanda leans over to me during the show and says, "She's so good!" I reply, "Cathy? Yeah, she's great."

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Note: Took a vacation from work last week but apparently that didn't stop me from dreaming about co-workers... and random celebrities. Prior to my vacation I hadn't been remembering many of my dreams but I think I have it solved now.