Don't buy anything embarrassing

#1
At a grocery store. Samantha's in line to get coffee and is sporting a fauxhawk. Suze and I continue grocery shopping and get in line to check out. The cashier has a microphone and is announcing everyone's purchases.

This isn't quite the hairstyle Samantha was rocking, but it was the closest I could find online.

Katydid it

#1
Standing in a house and a woman is telling me her house is infested with katydids. I say that I don't even know what a katydid is, but I'm under the impression that they're similar to termites by the way she's freaking out. My dream then turns into some sort of Discovery Channel/CSI explanation of katydids, complete with 360 degree view and list of factoids that go scrolling by (I still don't know what a katydid is). I start walking around the house with a vacuum, sucking them up.

 

Apparently they also come in hot pink

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Note: According to Wikipedia a katydid is related to a cricket. Meh.

Working on the Weekend

#1
I'm sitting on the grass with a big crowd of people and someone mentions the SHIFT Awards. Someone else says that it's the same thing as the Shift Happens event, which makes me very angry. I interrupt rather loudly and set them straight.

#2
My friend Amanda has been hired at my place of work. I am giving her a tour of one of our web solutions and she starts trying to type DOS commands into the RTE. I try to explain to her why that won't work.

 

#3

My aunt Judy has 2 baby gorillas that know sign language. They're signing "I love you" to me and I'm crying because I don't want them to go. 

#4

Hitching a ride with two women I don't know. We stop at a gas station and I get myself a cup of coffee. The person behind me waiting for coffee is really rude so I dump out all the creamer so she can't have any.