Sucks to be Tara Reid

#1
I'm at an awards ceremony. Actors and actresses are being interviewed and given gift bags. I see Lea Michelle from Glee talking to a director. There's talk that some of the actors are being given better gifts than others. Julia Roberts points to me, refers to me as Tara Reid, and starts saying horrible things. She then offers me some sort of 99 cent award and everyone starts laughing. 

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Wow. Who knew Julia Roberts was such a bitch?

Location location location

#1
Shopping for a new house. I have two options on how to get to it. I can go through some long, winding hallways and down some stairs, or I can use the back door. To get to the back door I have to through Sudan, which is dangerous, but more direct and therefore easier to move furniture in. 

#2
Flying to Vegas with Suze. We have an hour to get to the airport and have just started packing. I try to book a later flight. We arrive at the hotel and I realize I have to fly home for something "real quick".

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Note: Noticing a lot of Vegas dreams. Perhaps it's a sign that I need a vacation.

Who is Adam? I don't know anyone named Adam.

#1
Am in charge of a special needs kid named Adam. He runs away from me and into a junk yard.  I go chasing after him but am blocked by a pile of pastel colored bicycles. Others have joined me in my search and are climbing up piles of pallets to try and find Adam.

#2
Am on vacation with my parents an am arguing with my mother. I tell her she can stay in California if she wants, but I'm going to Las Vegas.

#3
Am running through a hotel. I duck into a gift shop knowing I have to find a certain book for this woman that's in danger. Get into an argument with an employee about whether the book is written by Stephen King or W.E.B. Griffin.

There's a trick to it

#1
Listening to my uncle explain the finer points of how to tip over a honey bucket

#2
Shopping for clothes with Amanda. She tells me the real reason she couldn't hang out on Saturday was that she had to go to a funeral. Her mom's gentleman friend had passed away.

#3
Sitting at a table with Kelly and Maya (only it doesn't look like Maya). They're discussing new Zumba moves.

#4
Talking to Taylor about her years as Columbia in the Tacoma Rocky Horror Picture Show cast.

 

That's Taylor on the right in the gold jacket

Don't buy anything embarrassing

#1
At a grocery store. Samantha's in line to get coffee and is sporting a fauxhawk. Suze and I continue grocery shopping and get in line to check out. The cashier has a microphone and is announcing everyone's purchases.

This isn't quite the hairstyle Samantha was rocking, but it was the closest I could find online.

Katydid it

#1
Standing in a house and a woman is telling me her house is infested with katydids. I say that I don't even know what a katydid is, but I'm under the impression that they're similar to termites by the way she's freaking out. My dream then turns into some sort of Discovery Channel/CSI explanation of katydids, complete with 360 degree view and list of factoids that go scrolling by (I still don't know what a katydid is). I start walking around the house with a vacuum, sucking them up.

 

Apparently they also come in hot pink

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Note: According to Wikipedia a katydid is related to a cricket. Meh.

Working on the Weekend

#1
I'm sitting on the grass with a big crowd of people and someone mentions the SHIFT Awards. Someone else says that it's the same thing as the Shift Happens event, which makes me very angry. I interrupt rather loudly and set them straight.

#2
My friend Amanda has been hired at my place of work. I am giving her a tour of one of our web solutions and she starts trying to type DOS commands into the RTE. I try to explain to her why that won't work.

 

#3

My aunt Judy has 2 baby gorillas that know sign language. They're signing "I love you" to me and I'm crying because I don't want them to go. 

#4

Hitching a ride with two women I don't know. We stop at a gas station and I get myself a cup of coffee. The person behind me waiting for coffee is really rude so I dump out all the creamer so she can't have any.