Standing in a house and a woman is telling me her house is infested with katydids. I say that I don't even know what a katydid is, but I'm under the impression that they're similar to termites by the way she's freaking out. My dream then turns into some sort of Discovery Channel/CSI explanation of katydids, complete with 360 degree view and list of factoids that go scrolling by (I still don't know what a katydid is). I start walking around the house with a vacuum, sucking them up.
Apparently they also come in hot pink
Note: According to Wikipedia a katydid is related to a cricket. Meh.
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