Smoke Shops and Drag Queens and Emma

#1
Trying to get ready for Zoobilee and I'm running terribly late. The room I'm in overlooks a field where the party's taking place. I can see my dad and my boss already down there, sitting at a table. I'm struggling to style my hair (which is incredibly long and curly).

#2
I have a 3rd cat. He eats a mouse and a bunch of plastic wrap and throws up a mouse wrapped in plastic wrap.

#3
Back in Vegas with the girls. We're tired from the day before and I'm trying to see if we have time to visit the Grand Canyon before we drive home.

#4
I am now the owner of the smoke shop I used to work at when I was 18. Am arguing with the manager Lawrence about how things should be done around there.

#5
On some sort of road trip in Las Vegas. Am at the home of a couple drag queens and they're trying to transform me into one. Am trying to figure out how to form my mouth to look like Reba when I sing.

 This is the look I was going for.

#6
Leaving Vegas and realize I won't be able to make it all the way home that night. Am on the phone with my mom and mention looking up Emma since she lives in Eureka. I'm driving along the coast and spot Emma, Nina and Stephanie on the beach. I make a U-turn and there's lots of jumping up and down and hugging and stuff.

Apparently Mr. Schuster is a jerk

#1
At some sort of film screening. The entire cast is there. The only actors I recognize are Jeff Bridges and Matthew Morrison (from Glee). We start to file into a theater to view the film and my coworker Paul keeps talking about what a jerk Matthew Morrison is.

 Paul does not like this man

#2
Janelle, the Spokane intern suddenly shows up at my desk for an interview. She looks nothing like the one pic I've seen of Janelle and she's pulling jackets and paperwork off a chair near my desk and sitting down.

Working on the Weekend

#1
I'm sitting on the grass with a big crowd of people and someone mentions the SHIFT Awards. Someone else says that it's the same thing as the Shift Happens event, which makes me very angry. I interrupt rather loudly and set them straight.

#2
My friend Amanda has been hired at my place of work. I am giving her a tour of one of our web solutions and she starts trying to type DOS commands into the RTE. I try to explain to her why that won't work.

 

#3

My aunt Judy has 2 baby gorillas that know sign language. They're signing "I love you" to me and I'm crying because I don't want them to go. 

#4

Hitching a ride with two women I don't know. We stop at a gas station and I get myself a cup of coffee. The person behind me waiting for coffee is really rude so I dump out all the creamer so she can't have any.

Is it an alligator or a crocodile?

#1
There's a sheep in the river. Suze wants to save it but she's being chased by an alligator or crocodile (we seems to be arguing over which one it is). We manage to lock it in the garage. My friend's parents are there and want to know what's for lunch.

#2
There's a pounding on the door and a woman yelling that she's quit drinking. I yell at her to leave or I'll call the police. I go outside and there's a group of people dressed like they're from Alice in Wonderland. A huge fist fight breaks out. I keep trying to call 911 but my cell keeps calling B11.

#3
I'm working back at Spencer's at the mall, but only for 3 hours a day. I see my old coworker Shadlow and Deej (who never worked there). My ex-boyfriend Don is lurking around the mall as well.

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Note: This may not be exactly what I dreamed but I'm deciphering several days worth of half coherent scribblings, many of which were written on top of each other. I have ordered a pen with a built in light so hopefully this will help the situation a bit.

Apparently my boss likes Ginuwine

#1
In Spokane for a conference. I mention to my boss that I don't know all the lyrics for "Pony" by Ginuwine. He starts reciting them as I scribble them down on a Post-It.

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Note: New feature! This is where I reveal whether my dreams were influenced by anything in real life. In this particular case, I had heard "Pony" by Ginuwine on my way to Zumba class last night. Interestingly enough, it was also the first song I heard when I started my car this morning.