A Wedding and a Murder

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At Shontina's wedding on an army base. She's wearing this floofy white dress covered with huge metal decorations. She says it's some sort of Greek tradition. Before the actual ceremony she changes into a different wedding dress. At the reception, her dad shoots Finn from Glee with Rachel's gun.

Poor Finn.

Apparently Mr. Schuster is a jerk

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At some sort of film screening. The entire cast is there. The only actors I recognize are Jeff Bridges and Matthew Morrison (from Glee). We start to file into a theater to view the film and my coworker Paul keeps talking about what a jerk Matthew Morrison is.

 Paul does not like this man

#2
Janelle, the Spokane intern suddenly shows up at my desk for an interview. She looks nothing like the one pic I've seen of Janelle and she's pulling jackets and paperwork off a chair near my desk and sitting down.

Sucks to be Tara Reid

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I'm at an awards ceremony. Actors and actresses are being interviewed and given gift bags. I see Lea Michelle from Glee talking to a director. There's talk that some of the actors are being given better gifts than others. Julia Roberts points to me, refers to me as Tara Reid, and starts saying horrible things. She then offers me some sort of 99 cent award and everyone starts laughing. 

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Wow. Who knew Julia Roberts was such a bitch?

How do you say frappuccino in Spanish? Frappuccino.

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Waiting in line with Saqra to get on a train/tram thing. There's a Starbucks next to the line, as well as a person taking pictures/polaroids of people as souvenirs. We try to get one of those shots where we're both jumping in the air and grinning like idiots. After the picture I try to order coffee but the people in line in front of me are speaking Spanish and holding up the line. I end up riding the train to an unknown destination and back again with the idea that I'll get coffee on my way back.

#2
Borrow Felicia's digital camera and start looking through the pics. Most of it is video clips of me lip syncing and dancing around like a jackass.

#3
At a talent show. I'm waiting with a group of people that will be backup dancers while this little girl sings songs from Glee. The little girl turns out to be the younger sister of a kid I went to elementary school with.

Vegas, baby!

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Walking through Treasure Island with Brian and Brittany. I say something to the effect of, "I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but despite the whole 'pirate' thing, I've never stayed at Treasure Island." They inform me that I have mentioned that. More than once.

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Still in Vegas, but this time it's with Amanda and we're there for a theater/acting convention. I miss the last workshop to pick Suze & DJ up at the airport. Some how I end up getting to watch a sneak peek/ rehearsal of Glee.

Welcome to my twisted nighttime brain.

I woke up at 4:30 this morning after a handful of truly bizarre dreams (that I can't remember because I didn't write them down) and thought to myself, "I should really start a blog about all the random crap I dream. When I tell people about them, they're usually amused (and occasionally disturbed). This could be fun!"

When I was about 19 I kept a dream journal for a while. I did not then (nor do I now) believe that dreams have special meaning and if you dream about a toadstool it means that you're dealing with pressures from your boss at work. I just thought they were really strange and I wanted to record them in some way before daylight erased them from my memory.

Since I don't sleep near my laptop and can't guarantee I'd type anything coherent even if I did, I will keep a notepad and pen near my bed and try to make an effort to write down what I dreamed. Later, when I have time, I will decipher my scribblings and type them up for your entertainment.

Here's a dream a I had a couple days ago. I remember it because it was Glee related.

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Finn from Glee was my boyfriend. However, Taylor Swift convinced him that he was gay so he broke up with me.

which transitioned into

#2
I dreamed/watched about half of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The musical numbers I remember dreaming about were the Time Warp, Dammit Janet, Hot Patootie, and Wild and Untamed Thing.