You really shouldn't snort 5-hour Energy

#1
Am supposed to be engaging in some sort of pro wrestling match. My opponent is tall and lanky, with a goatee and ponytail. He snorts a bottle of 5-hour Energy and passes out.

#2
Sitting at a table with a bunch of essays/term papers spread out in front of me. Mostly English Lit. and one math. Grades are As and B+s. From this I must decide what to major in. I decide to drop math and become an English teacher. There are other people in the room with similar papers. I tell them that I will leave the math and science to people who actually enjoy it and will focus on English or American Literature. However, every time I listen to my friend Kristin talk about teaching history, it kind of makes me want to be a history teacher because she's having so much fun.

#3
There's this 1930s feel to the whole situation. Vince Vaughn owes the government money. He has a mob loan shark pay it for him (better to owe the mob than go to jail I guess). The mob wants to take all the alcohol from his distillery as payment. There's something about the distilling process that he's using to help his son who has really bad asthma. To try and help Vince, I go to the back of a warehouse where a group of men are meeting and ask to speak to Tony. Apparently I know this guy pretty well because he asks me a rather loaded question: "Do you want to speak to 'Tony' or 'Mr.______' (same guy)?" I tell him I'm not sure yet. I explain Vince's situation and say I'm asking Tony as a friend and Mr.______ as a businessman for help.

 

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For the record, Vince Vaughn was not this good looking in my dream. He was loud and crying and very... Vince Vaughn. But this pic had kind of a 30s vibe to it. Also, the mobster in my dream was not actually Mr._______. He had a last name but it's the name of one of my work clients so God forbid he ever discover this blog when doing a Google search for himself.

You cannot stop the zombie apocalypse with a musket.

#1
I know Chris's secret... he has a sleeve of Pepsi cups he's going to sneak into Doyle's so he doesn't have to pay for refills. I tell him and he gets very quiet and scary.

#2
Zombie apocalypse. The red haired kid from Harry Potter is with me as we try and escape them. Make it to Welcher's Gun Shop but all they have is black powder guns and bows and arrows.

#3
Mike is some sort of politician with a bunch of aides running around and attending meetings for him. They have name tags that say their name and who they are representing.

#4
Am being accused of stealing diamond earrings from someone. Lori from bellydance confiscates all my belongings. Felicia tells her to let me keep my ID.

All these demons and no Billy Zane. Sigh.

#1
Sitting around a campfire at the company retreat. Everyone's smoking, including Mike, Ali and Kevin. Kevin whispers to me that he's allergic to Marlboro Menthols so he's going to go buy some Camel Lights.

#2
Surrounded by the demons from Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight. The only thing that scares them off are words that start with B. I'm standing there yelling "Babababababababababa!" to keep them at bay.

Sucks to be Tara Reid

#1
I'm at an awards ceremony. Actors and actresses are being interviewed and given gift bags. I see Lea Michelle from Glee talking to a director. There's talk that some of the actors are being given better gifts than others. Julia Roberts points to me, refers to me as Tara Reid, and starts saying horrible things. She then offers me some sort of 99 cent award and everyone starts laughing. 

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Wow. Who knew Julia Roberts was such a bitch?

Location location location

#1
Shopping for a new house. I have two options on how to get to it. I can go through some long, winding hallways and down some stairs, or I can use the back door. To get to the back door I have to through Sudan, which is dangerous, but more direct and therefore easier to move furniture in. 

#2
Flying to Vegas with Suze. We have an hour to get to the airport and have just started packing. I try to book a later flight. We arrive at the hotel and I realize I have to fly home for something "real quick".

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Note: Noticing a lot of Vegas dreams. Perhaps it's a sign that I need a vacation.

Who is Adam? I don't know anyone named Adam.

#1
Am in charge of a special needs kid named Adam. He runs away from me and into a junk yard.  I go chasing after him but am blocked by a pile of pastel colored bicycles. Others have joined me in my search and are climbing up piles of pallets to try and find Adam.

#2
Am on vacation with my parents an am arguing with my mother. I tell her she can stay in California if she wants, but I'm going to Las Vegas.

#3
Am running through a hotel. I duck into a gift shop knowing I have to find a certain book for this woman that's in danger. Get into an argument with an employee about whether the book is written by Stephen King or W.E.B. Griffin.

There's a trick to it

#1
Listening to my uncle explain the finer points of how to tip over a honey bucket

#2
Shopping for clothes with Amanda. She tells me the real reason she couldn't hang out on Saturday was that she had to go to a funeral. Her mom's gentleman friend had passed away.

#3
Sitting at a table with Kelly and Maya (only it doesn't look like Maya). They're discussing new Zumba moves.

#4
Talking to Taylor about her years as Columbia in the Tacoma Rocky Horror Picture Show cast.

 

That's Taylor on the right in the gold jacket