Cloris and Regis

#1
I drive up to the horse stable I used to work at when I was about 13. The mean old lady who lives there not only remembers me but is happy to see me. She starts to give me a tour and tells me about how she's updated the place so people can rent it out for events like weddings.

#2
I'm backstage with the dancers from the Can Can. I ask Jonny Boy if he'd give me a tattoo. He draws Cloris Leachman and Regis Philbin on my back. They're just stick figures but I know who they are. They're having a conversation and a bunch of the words in their speech bubbles are misspelled. I start panicking because I don't have the money to get this lasered off me.

Smoke Shops and Drag Queens and Emma

#1
Trying to get ready for Zoobilee and I'm running terribly late. The room I'm in overlooks a field where the party's taking place. I can see my dad and my boss already down there, sitting at a table. I'm struggling to style my hair (which is incredibly long and curly).

#2
I have a 3rd cat. He eats a mouse and a bunch of plastic wrap and throws up a mouse wrapped in plastic wrap.

#3
Back in Vegas with the girls. We're tired from the day before and I'm trying to see if we have time to visit the Grand Canyon before we drive home.

#4
I am now the owner of the smoke shop I used to work at when I was 18. Am arguing with the manager Lawrence about how things should be done around there.

#5
On some sort of road trip in Las Vegas. Am at the home of a couple drag queens and they're trying to transform me into one. Am trying to figure out how to form my mouth to look like Reba when I sing.

 This is the look I was going for.

#6
Leaving Vegas and realize I won't be able to make it all the way home that night. Am on the phone with my mom and mention looking up Emma since she lives in Eureka. I'm driving along the coast and spot Emma, Nina and Stephanie on the beach. I make a U-turn and there's lots of jumping up and down and hugging and stuff.

Tobacoo, Airplanes, Weddings and Power Rangers

#1
I'm at the smoke shop I used to work at when I was 18. One of the old employees gives me a hug and tells me she's disappointed that I haven't lost more weight since I left. A guy pulls up to the drive thru and orders a specific kind of Kools that I just can't seem to find. I walk back to the counter and Ken and Mark W. are standing there with a friend of Ken's. Ken's teasing him and calling him a "dirty Arabian". Mark's really upset because he can't find the chewing tobacco he wants. I try to help him find an alternative.

#2
I'm getting on an airplane. There's someone there with some sort of medical problem that will be made worse if he flies. I'm trying to convince the flight staff that he needs an injection of something but they won't listen. I start making my way to my seat at the front of the plane and Brian comments that the front of the plane is best because planes usually break apart in the middle, near the wings.

 This doesn't make me feel any better.

#3
I'm at Joe and Anna's wedding. It's outside with a bunch of trees around. The groomsmen start coming out through the trees dressed like Scottish warriors or something (white floofy shirts, kilts, furs, staffs). There's a mock battle and Anna emerges from the battle in her wedding dress. I'm off to the side, watching with a group of people. I'm trying not to step in dog poop.

#4
Something having to do with singing Power Rangers. I just remember watching them and trying to figure out which color they were missing. I think it was green.

Nope. There's the green one. Why does he have gold shoulder pads?

Note: Apparently this is what happens when your back is all messed up and you take a couple muscle relaxers before bed.

Kay Eee Dollar Sign Hah

#1
Having a conversation with my Grandma. She's very young and wearing a red dress. She's telling me all about how she and Grandpa used to go dancing "back in the day".

#2
At Showcase, only it looks nothing like Showcase. One of our troupe routines is set to "My First Kiss" by 3OH!3 and Ke$ha. We're all dressed in black and come on stage crawling and doing acrobatics like something out of Cirque du Soleil. We're also twirling something that looks like one of those light-up bouncy balls on a string. I'm stuck on the other side of the building and end up running on stage late and trying to sneak in through the back. 

Note: Last night was pretty full of dreams but these are the two that I remember clearly. For those that aren't familiar, this is the song that was in my second dream.

Duck Logic

#1
Trading insults via text message with Brian as he replaces a couch with chairs inside a house. Not sure whose house since it wasn't mine and I've never been to his. I also don't remember any of the insults, but I remember I replied to one with, "your mama".

#2
Walking up stairs to the deck of my parents' old house (pre-fire). There are ducks on every step and they've laid eggs. I ask my mom if she's going to collect them and she says no. If she leaves the eggs there the ducks won't lay any more because they've already got one to deal with.

Puzzles, Tattoos and Midgets, Oh My!

#1
Putting together a puzzle with Kelly. The puzzle image is a picture of Paul and Paul Sr. from American Chopper.

#2
Samantha has decided to get a tattoo on her arm of Fender from the animated movie Robots. She's already done the outline.

#3
Sitting at a table with Brittany's mom, who is not actually Brittany's mom but a blonde midget. She's worried Brittany might be gay. I reassure her that she and Julia are just really good friends.


Note: Some really inappropriate images come up if you Google "blonde midget".

Laundry, levitating chairs and a sleepover.

#1
Fill the washing machine with clothes and turn it on. As soon as the water hits the clothes they begin expanding and overflowing the washer.

#2
In the Stadium District, leaving Doyle's Pub. My transportation is a beige metal folding chair. I sit in it and it starts vibrating/hovering and taking me on my way. I realize I forgot something and have to go around the block to head back. I duck into another building for a moment but quickly leave when the chair gets really loud while vibrating across the tile floor.

#3
At Grandma and Grandpa's house. All my coworkers are there, sleeping in the living room and TV room. Brian tells me we can sleep in until 10 and then we'll meet Ron Howard.