Showing posts with label Andrzej. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Andrzej. Show all posts

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Defeating serial killers with bible verses

#1
Andrzej and Lady Gaga have decided they like each other but I'm worried about Andrzej getting hurt. I call her cell, call her Stefani (cuz we're close like that), and explain the situation. As I'm looking up her number I walk past a huge line of people waiting to see Van Halen.



#2
Walking along a street at night with Bret. Run into Marth who is trying to avoid some sort of crazy serial killer who is reenacting scenes from Fright Night. We run into a building to try and hide but every floor has nothing but windows and the killer can see us as he drives by in his car. Killer finally comes into the building and we're engaging in hand to hand combat as I yell bible verses at him.

(Not posting a pic of Fright Night because horror movies freak me the eff out. I've never even SEEN Fright Night!)

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Can't build a website if the fireboat sinks

#1
I'm some place where there are a bunch of houses on the water connected by docks. My coworkers are in the houses and we're trying to finish a project. Due to some sort of technical difficulty the only way we can relay messages to each other is through an elaborate game of "telephone". I'm wandering around the docks waiting for a message from Mike so I can pass it along to Glen and notice a fireboat docked down the way. As I wander by again I notice it's sinking. Andrzej comes walking up from another house and is pissed because the people that own the fireboat are our clients and it's their fault it sank and now we can't finish the project.



#2
Brian pulls up in a big Escalade full of people, including a guy I used to work with at Home Depot (also named Mike). They ask me where Corina Bakery is and I tell them it's on 7th and Broadway. I ask other Mike why Home Depot Mike is there and he says he doesn't know why anyone invited him since he never brings beer and just drinks everyone else's.

Note: I know Corina Bakery's not on 7th and Broadway but in my dream I was convinced it was.